Tuesday Open Thread

“But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.”

“Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.”

“Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.’ And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.”

“I don’t believe in a government that protects us from ourselves.”

“Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let’s not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.”

“A tree’s a tree. How many more do you need to look at?”

“My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.”

“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”

– Ronald Reagan

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