Y’all know what hipsters are? You’ll find them gathered at coffee houses (Starbucks? Gawd, no! Independent Free Roasters here), in line for the newest doo-hickey upgrade and at protests in front of TEH EVIL Corporations. Filmed on their Android. And uploaded on their MAC. Obviously. In short, they’re hippies with expensive gadgets. Poseurs.
One last tip off that you’re dealing with a hipster is the presence of glasses. The thicker the frame–the better. It’s supposed to “up their nerd” factor. What say you, Gov. Palin?