What It Feels Like To Be A Conservative In The Republican Party

You have a scion of a political family chiding you for not breeding enough

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You want more of this old guy

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 You get more of this old guy instead

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 You’re subjected to constant abuse and name calling: “Hobbit” “Wacko Birds” and “Ridiculous

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 This guy. Again.

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You’re told to like a guy who will fall for anything Chuck Schumer says

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You’re told to like this guy who did something conservative. Once.

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When you see there’s an open seat that’s winnable you’re like:

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And then the Republican Party gets involved:

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You’ve been on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram for years while the GOP is like:

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You know you have fighters like these:

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But instead the GOP fights like this:

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So you’re constantly repeating this phrase:

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When you try to reach out to the Republican Party they’re all:

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They ignore your concerns and advice:

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But when election day comes around they’re all:

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Everyone but you is surprised at the poor results

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You can’t remember why you joined the Republican party in the first place

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But then it comes back to you:

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And you realize that after all the abuse and incompetency-one day-you’ll hit back:

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 And that day will come in 2014. Saddle up, Cons. We ride at dawn.

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