Governor’s Palin’s brother, Chuck Heath Jr., posted the following tongue-in-cheek list of “qualifications” that the Governor lacks on his Facebook page. Enjoy:
For the past five years, I’ve watched, listened to, and read viscous comments directed at my sister Sarah. These attacks are usually based on things those that want to destroy her feel she is lacking. I thought I’d help the haters out by compiling my own list. I hope this helps!
Ten Things That Sarah Palin is Lacking:
#1-Pedigree: Sarah was born into a low-income family with no political connections. Everything she’s achieved has been through her own hard work.
#2-Soft hands: Sarah has continually worked to provide for herself and her family, whether it was as a commercial fisherman, a hunter, a waitress, etc., she’s never been afraid to get her hands dirty.
#3-Sleep: I watched Sarah work 15-20 hours a day, seven days a week as governor. Her stamina amazes everyone close to her.
#4-A golf handicap: Although she loves the game, you would never see Sarah spending countless hours on the links during a position of leadership.
#5-Shady friends: Sarah has no ties to known domestic terrorists, and no wealthy foreign friends that financed trips for her overseas.
#6-Hidden college transcripts: Her school records have always been open to the public.
#7-A perfect family: Despite hardships that almost every American family faces, Sarah has kept her head up and focused on the positive, and she’s always been there to help us when we’ve needed her.
#8-Friends in the media, Hollywood, and rap music: The vast majority of Hollywood stars and the mainstream media have done everything in their power to destroy her. No major network newsman has ever said that he gets a tingle up his leg when he thinks of her.
#9-A lack of respect for the Constitution: Sarah has always looked at the Constitution as a brilliant blueprint for America; a document that clearly lays out a separation of powers so that no one person or group of people have absolute power.
#10-A doubt in our Creator: Every big decision Sarah makes has been based on prayer.
I’m sure many of you could add to this list. Feel free, but try to be nice and honest.
(h/t Josh Painter)