Cats Explain The Federal Gov’t Shutdown

Well, there you have it, the Federal Government has shutdown

 

Okay, not completely, just some things…

CatonWheelvia i-justreally-like-cats-okay

Working hard or hardly working?

Non-essential services will be suspended…

CatCallCentervia  meow-youdoin

Hi, this is Persia, hold please…

Non-essential employees will be sent home…

CatOnVaccumCleanervia drunkentestudo

Who will make sure vacuums taste like vacuums?

The National Zoo will close…

CatBear

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Put all the bears away

 Federal employees will not be allowed to use their official smartphones…

CatonIpadvia newgifs.com

But my Fruit Ninja scores…

The IRS will cancel its audit appointments…

CatHarrassingKidsvia newscatgif.com

But rest assured, the beatings will continue…

Gov’t run twitter accounts like NOAA will not manage their accounts…

CatWeathervia newscatgif.com

Who will name blizzards now?

National Parks will be closed…

CatonSkateboardvia newscatgif.com

Road trip off, kids.

So all those non-essential employees will have a few hours to gather up their things…

CatMovingvia newscatgif.com

Grab your bug out bag, cubicle mates!

And head back to home to bed, presumably…

CatInBedvia reactiongif.com

Sweet, beautiful pillow time.

State Department employees still have to show up…

Cat Draggingvia newscatgif.com

My life is terrible and unfair.

But honestly, the Federal Gov’t could stand to cut back on things…

CatonTreadmillvia newcatgif.com

The knees give out at 3 trillion lbs

And if you were to tell your neighbors, friends, and strangers in line at the cronut stand, that the Federal Gov’t had “shutdown,” you’d probably get this reaction…

CatWaitWut

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Wut?

So, everyone relax, we’ve survived these FAILS before…

CatFallvia cutecatgifs.com

Sweet baby cat Jeebus, save me from myself!

And we’ll survive this one because we’re Americans and we rock hard.

CatCoolvia iheartcatgifs.com

 Like A Boss



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