Wake the kids and phone the neighbors.
Embattled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius will testify before Congress next week about the botched rollout of ObamaCare’s insurance exchanges after rejecting GOP demands to appear this week.
The House Energy and Commerce Committee confirmed Monday night that Sebelius would meet with the committee next Wednesday.
The notice capped a day of wrangling between Sebelius and congressional Republicans who repeatedly attacked her for rejecting calls to testify at a Thursday hearing.
a) offer a mea culpa and fall on her sword for Obama
Obama’s the government shutdown for all of ObamaCare’s problems
c) blame the GOP in general for not embracing this farce
d) blame Bush
e) claim three and a half years wasn’t enough time
f) take the 5th
g) blame the Loch Ness Monster, sasquatch, or both
h) channel her inner Chip Diller
I’m sure there are plenty of other excuses and obfuscations she can employ that I haven’t considered, but my money’s on Chip Diller: