Finally: A pill to make flatulence smell like roses

Via Rory Mulholland at the UK Telegraph. Some people try to cure cancer.  Others try to solve cold fusion. But this guy has his priorities correct. This scientific breakthrough could make quite the stocking stuffer I suppose. But for me this invention is entirely unnecessary – redundant even — since mine already does. Ask my wife. On second thought…

A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter – of chocolate or of roses – which he says will make the perfect Christmas present.

The 65-year-old artist and inventor says his pills are aimed at easing indigestion and are made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.

The pills are sold on the internet under the Lutin Malin (Crafty Imp) website and have been approved by health authorities, according to Christian Poincheval, who is based in the village of Gesvres in western France.

For this year’s festive season he has added a new product to the range which he has titled “The Father Christmas fart pill that gives your farts the scent of chocolate”.


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