Finally: The Ready for Hillary country music video; Update: Lyrics added

When listening to this farce, I can almost picture Clinton’s wife, barefoot and pregnant with her horse tied up and grazing outside the kitchen window, skinning possum and baking sweet potato pie for her faithful husband as she struggles to stretch the meager family budget to make ends meet. Oh wait.

(Content warning: Prepare to laugh. Uncontrollably.)

Update: The Washington Post’s assessment of this execrable video:

This Hillary Clinton song is really, really terrible

Yup.

Update II: The video’s creator, for some reason, believes this will help Mrs. Clinton with male voters.  Okey Dokey, bro.

Update III: Thanks to Andrew Stiles at the Free Beacon for the lyrics:

STAND WITH HILLARY
By Hipster Cowboys

Lookin’ back in time
Learnin’ hindsight’s always right
We came together in ’08
A definin’ moment we all can celebrate
And now it’s 2016
And this time I’m a-thinkin’ guys
Put your boots on
And let’s smash this ceilin’

Oh I’ve been thinkin’ about one great lady
Like the women in my life
She’s a mother, a daughter, and through it all
She’s a loving’ wife
Hooooo there is somethin’ ‘bout her
This great lady
Carin’ hard workin’
Once a First Lady
She fights for country and my family
Now it’s time for us to stand up
With Hillary, Hillary
Stand up with Hillary

Don’t matter if you’re livin’
Across this great land
In a red or blue state
‘Cuz our American Dream is at stake
And there’s some Hard Choices
That need to be made

We’re needing a leader
Who is tough and ready
Who’s got vision [foam ants Hillary?]
And that’s my final decision

Oh I’ve been thinkin’ about one great lady
Like the women in my life
She’s a mother, a daughter, and through it all
She’s a loving’ wife
Hooooo there is somethin’ ‘bout her
This great lady
Carin’ hard workin’
Once a First Lady
She fights for country and my family
Now it’s time for us to stand up
With Hillary, Hillary
Stand up, America, with Hillary

Don’t forget to hand out copies to all your friends and neighbors so y’all can go out and do some serious sh*t kicking tonight. Who knows, maybe you’ll run into the Clintons. Stiles also notes that Elizabeth Warren and Biden will need to up their games if they’re to have any chance of competing with Mrs. Clinton’s juggernaut.



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