#NewYorkValues: As A Lawyer Ted Cruz Legal Team Tried To Ban Forms Of Masturbation

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NOTE: This article is not about masturbation, genitals, or sex. This article is about the hypocrisy and endless lies of Ted Cruz. We reported in Red Ted, that Ted Cruz, as a lawyer, argued against the American worker and instead argued for the Chinese company who stole the American workers idea. This article follows the same premise. Ted Cruz presents himself as a Constitutionalist, and a small government conservative. Ted Cruz is not either of those things. Ted Cruz is a liar. Ted Cruz is an Establishment Big Government Republican willing to say anything to be elected. We can all read for ourselves below that Ted Cruz, when given the chance to uphold the constitution, instead chose ideology and his own personal agenda. The links to the legal briefs, and the courts rulings are included in this post.

In 2007, Ted Cruz was working as a lawyer. Cruz’s legal team filed a 76-page brief calling on the US Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit to ban certain forms of masturbation. Below are some highlights from the Ted Cruz legal team brief. As we read these excerpts we should keep in mind that Senator Cruz presents himself as being against the intrusion of the Federal Government in our lives. Senator Cruz presents himself as a Constitutionalist. Cruz tells his devoted followers this on the campaign trail all the time. Ted Cruz tells us he believes in limited government. Well…it seems this wasn’t always the case for him. As we can tell from his attempted ban on personal sexual stimulation, Ted Cruz believes that Big Government does have and should have the final word in what we the people do in the privacy of our own homes. SPOILER ALERT: The court told Team Cruz to GO TO HELL!

Here are some of the shocking highlights from Cruz’s legal team when they attempted to ban sexual stimulation:

“obscene devices do not implicate any liberty interest.”

“any alleged right associated with obscene devices” is not “deeply rooted in the Nation’s history and traditions.”

“The Texas Penal Code prohibits the advertisement and sale of dildos, artificial vaginas, and other obscene devices” but does not “forbid the private use of such devices.”

” There was a  “government” interest, it maintained, in “discouraging…autonomous sex.”

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.”

[Team Ted’s brief argued that sex toys are] “hiring a willing prostitute or engaging in consensual bigamy”

[the brief argued there was no] “right to promote dildos, vibrators, and other obscene devices.”

In March of 2008, after reading the blatantly Pro-Big-Government brief submitted by Cruz and his legal team, the court of appeals told Mr. Constitutionalist Ted Cruz and his lawyers to go to hell.

The court told LyinTED the “Constitutionalist”:

“right to be free from governmental intrusion regarding ‘the most private human contact, sexual behavior.”

“The sale of a device that an individual may choose to use during intimate conduct with a partner in the home is not the ‘sale of sex’ (prostitution).”

(NOTE: Team Ted got smacked in the face for claiming types of masturbation are prostitution/bigamy)

“The case is not about public sex. It is not about controlling commerce in sex. It is about controlling what people do in the privacy of their own homes because the State is morally opposed to a certain type of consensual private intimate conduct. This is an insufficient justification for the statute after Lawrence…Whatever one might think or believe about the use of these devices, government interference with their personal and private use violates the Constitution.”

So let’s review what the court told Ted Cruz AKA Mr. Constitution:

The court told the Ted Cruz legal team: NO to Big Government. The court told the Ted Cruz legal team: NO to enforcing and policing the morality of private citizens.

Basically, the court told the Ted Cruz legal team to READ THE CONSTITUTION!



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THOMAS is an Editor at Conservatives4Palin, and Chairman of the Board for American Grizzlies United. Mr. Schmitz is a Southern California native based in Hollywood. Thomas’ controversial pop culture approach to modern politics delights supporters and offends critics. Mr. Schmitz has been described as, “culturally rebellious”, and a “rebel with a cause”.

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