Colleges Better Get It Together Or It’s Time to Reinstate The Draft

Not being a stranger to controversy I’ll just come right out and say it. College Campuses had better get their shit together or we will have no choice but to reinstate the draft.

Here’s a scary thought. These pampered, ignorant, and sissified college brats are going to be in charge of us when we’re old. Think about that.


A University of Michigan psychology professor delayed an exam until next week and wished students good fortune during this “tumultuous time.” Some Columbia University professors postponed midterms as well. A University of Connecticut professor excused students from attending class. And at Yale University, one professor decided to make an upcoming exam optional.

via Heat Street:

And one Yale economics professor heard the cry, and decided to protect his snowflake charges by making the test optional.

He wrote to them saying: “I am getting many heartfelt notes from students who are in shock over the election returns” and “fear, rightly or wrongly for their families” and are “requesting that the exam be postponed.”

It gets worse. Much worse. Greek Mythology is now considered traumatizing to students.

Get a load of this crap from Columbia.

via The Washington Post:

“Ovid’s ‘Metamorphoses’ is a fixture of Lit Hum, but like so many texts in the Western canon, it contains triggering and offensive material that marginalizes student identities in the classroom,”

“These texts, wrought with histories and narratives of exclusion and oppression, can be difficult to read and discuss as a survivor, a person of color, or a student from a low-income background.”

Reading classics about Zeus, Athena, and Hermes are controversial and dangerous?

Sorry snowflakes, if you can’t handle reading about Mt. Olympus you’re not gonna be able to handle the many twists, turns, and challenges that ALL AMERICANS have endured for over two hundred years.

It’s called life. And it’s time to grow up.

Corporate America isn’t helping either. Check out what the genius’s at Nivea have done to help dumb down the college pansy’s even more:

Deodorant Manufacturer Nivea Launches Body Odor-Detecting App

Here’s how it works: a man who suddenly finds himself curious to know his level of body odor can activate the app, put the smartphone near his armpit, and allow the electronic nose to pick up smell and analyze it based on a specially created algorithm that previously evaluated the scent of 4,000 other males.

After the app “sniffs” the stench levels, it notified the user of how much he stinks.

America cannot have an entire generation of snowflakes running the country someday. We just can’t. They haven’t been properly raised and educated. In fact they have been in-educated, completely indoctrinated, and turned into helpless drones.

We’ve reached a dangerous tipping point.

Here is where America is at:

If there isn’t a downloadable app available to fix a problem, these coddled college snowflakes are completely incapable of even attempting to fix the problem.

Here’s how we can fix this mess:

Send them to boot camp. The boys will be turned into real men (not emasculated lesbianized wussies), and the girls will be turned into strong and tough women ready to face life’s many obstacles and succeed.

It’s time to reinstate the draft. It is in our national interest to protect the Republic. Young people must be taught how to be responsible adults. Professors have proven themselves to be 100% incompetent at this basic task.

The United States Military is the perfect (and possibly only) solution to the college snowflake problem.

Send them off to Boot Camp. Now.

This is not my opinion.

The Truth Fairy





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