Crazy Democrats Say “Bitcoin” And Pornography Cause Global Warming

BONUS:

This is getting out of hand.

Al Gore should be arrested and placed in jail for inciting an imaginary panic.

The Truth Fairy

via Breitbart:

December 17, 2017

‘Bitcoin and Porn Cause Global Warming’, Environmentalists Warn

Environmentalists have discovered the two new things most likely to turn the planet into a molten orb of glowing red climate death.

By awful coincidence, they happen to be the same two things that men enjoy doing perhaps more than anything in the world (at least when their wives or girlfriends aren’t looking.)

a) making vast sums of money out of exceedingly risky and speculative cryptocurrency trading when all the experts are saying it’s like 17th century Dutch Tulipmania, only with rocket boosters and sprinkled with essence of Enron, Sub-Prime Mortgages and the South Sea Bubble.

and

b) looking at screen pictures of purty, naked ladies and re-enacting the scene in South Park where the internet is banned and Randy breaks into the trailer housing the very last computer console still connected to Pornhub…

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